Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
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Size Guide
Size Guide

* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Viking Tank Top, Norse Gym Wear Training Shirt
Let our Viking Tank Top - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" - be your battle cry as you embrace the Viking ethos. It seamlessly combines Norse aesthetics with a touch of humor, making it the perfect addition to your gym wear collection or casual streetwear ensemble.
Crafted with comfort and style in mind, this sleeveless shirt boasts a bold and distinctive design that proudly declares the wearer's affinity for Viking culture and a disdain for nonsense.
Whether you're hitting the gym, strolling through the streets, or attending a social gathering, the Viking Tank Top is a statement piece that reflects your bold personality and love for Viking lore. Embrace the warrior spirit and make a statement with this Norse-inspired sleeveless shirt, a must-have for individuals seeking a distinctive and impactful addition to their wardrobe.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our shirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun Cotton
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Solid Colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
- Do not dryclean.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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Great quality and perfect fit.
Nice, soft tank top. Love the design!
Amazing tank top! My hubby loves it.
I love the way it looks and fits!
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from 2960 reviewsEs ist ein sehr schönes Produkt. Bin voll zufrieden.
All around great product and amazing customer service, sorry for the late review
Love this ring! It's so detailed and beautifully done. It's solid and strong and I get compliments on it all the time. Truly a unique piece of jewelry. The only thing I wish was a little different is that the head and beak lay a little flatter on my finger. It gets caught in sweaters or when I put my hand in my pocket. But I still LOVE it and wear it every day.
A beautiful and striking pendant. The detail on both sides is just amazing. I get compliments on it all the time. It gives me a sense of inner strength and protection.
I love it….perfect for representing my berserker spirit
I love it…perfect for representing my berserker side.
Not enough axes sweatshirt.
I LOVE THIS SHIRT!! It's so true! 🤣
Great quality, great fit. Heavier naterial than I expected. Looks wonderful. Will order more for my clan!! Arrived quickly, as usual. Norsewind is my 'go to' for Viking/Celtic products.
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Valkyrie Viking Hoodie.
As usual, Norsewind has delivered.
This hoodie is great quality. Super comfortable, good fit and I was surprised at the weight of the garment. I live in Australia, so won't be wearing until the weather cools (summer here), but look forward to rugging up un my hoodie during the winter.
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Klasse Produkt. Sehr schön. Und sehr gute Kommunikation um die richtige Auswahl der Runen festzulegen. Ihr seid fantastisch. Vielen Dank.
Staff reached out directly as they did not see my customization, which I felt was vey nice and instilled confidence in the product and seller
Generous size, good quality, warm and love the Runes!
Unique piece of jewellery
Norsewind never fails to please. Jewellery, clothing - love it!!
I receive compliments on my Viking/Celtic jewellery. Rossi is quick to deliver, and I've never had any need to contact her re: customer service. AND I DO BUY A LOT!!! 😆
Great products, great service.
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Very unique pieces of jewellery!! They go so well with my Celtic collection.
Beautifully made and as always, shipped quickly. I look forward to seeing more unusual pieces to the Norse Wind catalogue. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️