Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
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Size Guide
Size Guide

* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Viking Tank Top, Norse Gym Wear Training Shirt
Let our Viking Tank Top - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" - be your battle cry as you embrace the Viking ethos. It seamlessly combines Norse aesthetics with a touch of humor, making it the perfect addition to your gym wear collection or casual streetwear ensemble.
Crafted with comfort and style in mind, this sleeveless shirt boasts a bold and distinctive design that proudly declares the wearer's affinity for Viking culture and a disdain for nonsense.
Whether you're hitting the gym, strolling through the streets, or attending a social gathering, the Viking Tank Top is a statement piece that reflects your bold personality and love for Viking lore. Embrace the warrior spirit and make a statement with this Norse-inspired sleeveless shirt, a must-have for individuals seeking a distinctive and impactful addition to their wardrobe.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our shirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun Cotton
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Solid Colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
- Do not dryclean.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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Great quality and perfect fit.
Nice, soft tank top. Love the design!
Amazing tank top! My hubby loves it.
I love the way it looks and fits!
Let customers speak for us
from 2972 reviewsFits very well and looks just like the image on the site. Light weight and comfortable
Well made and solid. Very please. It was short and the recipient loved it.
A gift for my beautiful Viking daughter. She was thrilled and ecstatic to get this Viking Shield necklace. She wears it every day and it stands out as a conversation piece to talk about with her friends, family and even strangers. It is beautiful, eye-catching piece, especially to those that are curious or into Norse history. This is not a dainty necklace chain or pendant. Like the Norse legends says, it's a warrior princess shield. You cannot just accidentally break it. The shield emblem is thick and solid., showing detailed craftsmanship. We love it! Thank you, The Norse Wind.
Really nice looking chain, well made. Something a Norse man or Viking would be proud to wear. Like the way it clips, but is a little trick to get on.
Absolutely amazing, so pretty looking. I took it as a gift but I want it for myself too right now ! So so good looking, quality is amazing as well. I would clearly recommend it again!
The necklace matches my tattoo exactly. That is what I wanted. I am very pleased with it.
Very nice piece to add to my exuberant nordic collection 👌
this is a gift for my daughter. she's going to love it.
Sehr gute Verarbeitung und trägt sich hervorragend.
Versand problemlos im Briefkasten
Vielen Dank
Chris
I love this hoodie! Great quality, arrived quickly. Lovely material. Unfortunately I can't wear it just yet.
It's summer here in South Australia!! But I'm looking forward to wearing it in the Winter!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
All around great product and amazing customer service, sorry for the late review
Es ist ein sehr schönes Produkt. Bin voll zufrieden.
Love this ring! It's so detailed and beautifully done. It's solid and strong and I get compliments on it all the time. Truly a unique piece of jewelry. The only thing I wish was a little different is that the head and beak lay a little flatter on my finger. It gets caught in sweaters or when I put my hand in my pocket. But I still LOVE it and wear it every day.