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Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
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* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Viking Tank Top, Norse Gym Wear Training Shirt
Let our Viking Tank Top - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" - be your battle cry as you embrace the Viking ethos. It seamlessly combines Norse aesthetics with a touch of humor, making it the perfect addition to your gym wear collection or casual streetwear ensemble.
Crafted with comfort and style in mind, this sleeveless shirt boasts a bold and distinctive design that proudly declares the wearer's affinity for Viking culture and a disdain for nonsense.
Whether you're hitting the gym, strolling through the streets, or attending a social gathering, the Viking Tank Top is a statement piece that reflects your bold personality and love for Viking lore. Embrace the warrior spirit and make a statement with this Norse-inspired sleeveless shirt, a must-have for individuals seeking a distinctive and impactful addition to their wardrobe.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our shirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun Cotton
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Solid Colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
- Do not dryclean.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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from 1795 reviewsBeautiful piece that I gifted to my significant other for Christmas. He loves it!
I gave the bracelet to my partner for his engagement. We really like it and the quality is really great.
Amazing quality and wonderful seller.
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Awesome!!! delivery was fast. Really happy with the workmanship and overall quality
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This wrist cuff is good, heavy quality leather. It’s the perfect width; not too narrow, but not too wide to be unsightly. I wear it to protect a prior surgical area on my wrist and it works well. I’ve made some modifications to it such as adding strips of leather and punching another hole in the band to customize the fit. That’s the beauty of leather; you can customize it to your liking and make it unique to you. Overall, I am very pleased with this cuff and I wear it every day.
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Great quality, exactly what it said it was.
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It's such a beautiful ring, and it delivers way faster than expected. Definitely get this ring.
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I love this ring! Arrived faster than I thought
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Beautiful necklace! Will be buying more from this shop.
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Really happy with the product matches the picture exactly. Very durable i wear it at work and it bangs off metal several times an hour no chips or dents yet.
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Its looks even better than i expected. Customer service was great and solved my mistake with order in like an hour.
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A very well made necklace bit larger than I thought with a good strong chain
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I love this ring. It's exactly as described and fits perfectly. I've received several compliments on it already! I was so happy about it, I've already shopped at this store again! Customer service was fantastic and shipping was fast and secure. Highly recommended. ❤️
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