Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
Viking Tank Top - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes, Norse Gym Wear
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Size Guide
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* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes Viking Tank Top, Norse Gym Wear Training Shirt
Let our Viking Tank Top - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" - be your battle cry as you embrace the Viking ethos. It seamlessly combines Norse aesthetics with a touch of humor, making it the perfect addition to your gym wear collection or casual streetwear ensemble.
Crafted with comfort and style in mind, this sleeveless shirt boasts a bold and distinctive design that proudly declares the wearer's affinity for Viking culture and a disdain for nonsense.
Whether you're hitting the gym, strolling through the streets, or attending a social gathering, the Viking Tank Top is a statement piece that reflects your bold personality and love for Viking lore. Embrace the warrior spirit and make a statement with this Norse-inspired sleeveless shirt, a must-have for individuals seeking a distinctive and impactful addition to their wardrobe.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our shirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun Cotton
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Solid Colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
- Do not dryclean.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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Great quality and perfect fit.
Nice, soft tank top. Love the design!
Amazing tank top! My hubby loves it.
I love the way it looks and fits!
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from 2875 reviewsI love it!! Thank you

These BOS pages are so beautiful, so well designed, and has a great variety of different kinds of pages. There are pages with Sabbat information as well as pages you can write your own recipes and rituals. Definitely one of my new favorite shops!!!

Ich wurde um eine 5-Sterne Bewertung gebeten, habe aber natürlich erst den Erhalt der Ware abgewartet. Und die kam schnell!
Ich habe neben diesem Armband noch ein weiteres und einen Ring bestellt. Alles sieht genau so aus, wie auf den Bildern. Ein Weiteres Armband lag als Geschenk mit im Karton.
Ich bin super glücklich damit, tolle Qualität, sehr faire Preise. Die 5 Sterne sind verdient, wäre es möglich, hätte ich 10 vergeben.

This is really cool and well made!

Very well done and beautiful artwork.

I’m collecting BOS pages for every sabbat and this Lammas set did not disappoint. I love the way it explains the meaning behind the festival and the suggested rituals. The Corn Harvest lore page was my favorite.

I recently started my collection and bought a Berserker
T-shirt and I love it. Great fit and material is comfortable. I really like the design and will keep going to build up more
things. Definitely will recommend this.

I love how this set captures the joyful, fiery spirit of Beltane. The printable PDFs were high-quality and printed beautifully. Added them straight to my grimoire and they fit right in with my other sabbat pages.

Very good amount of information, especially for the price. The pages are also gorgeous and are perfect for my digital grimoire. Definitely the best beginner witch guide.

These Lammas pages are absolutely stunning! The designs are rustic and warm, perfect for the harvest season. I used them for my Lughnasadh altar and added them to my grimoire — they printed beautifully on aged parchment paper.

Embrace is real, really love the ring, especially the snake that reminds me my lost loved one pet snake, awesome ring, really love it ❤, fit my left thumb perfectly. Thank You Rossi!!

Very nice, good quality. Totally worth the purchase

Very nice, quality pieces. Happy

I’ve purchased several sabbat BOS pages from this shop and this Beltane set might be my favorite. It’s vibrant, informative, and filled with Beltane traditions I wasn’t familiar with. Perfect addition to my grimoire.

As does my wife, who would not give me back my first one so I gave that one as a gift and ordered another one. :-)
I admire the craftsmanship that Rossi puts into her work and she is one of only a handful of people I would order jewelry from, especially of this nature.
