Viking Sweatshirt – Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes
Viking Sweatshirt – Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes
- MADE & SHIPPED FROM USA
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* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1.5 inches). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Too Many Idiots. Not Enough Axes
For the modern-day Viking who’s just about had it with the world.
Channel your inner Norse warrior with this bold, brutally honest sweatshirt. Crafted for those who don’t mince words—or back down from battle—it’s the perfect blend of fierce attitude and legendary style.
Made from a premium cotton blend, it’s ultra-comfortable, warm, and tough enough to handle the madness of Midgard (or just a long day dealing with nonsense). Whether you're raiding the fridge or roaming the wild, this is your go-to gear.
⚔️ Details:
- Soft, warm, and durable fabric
- Bold front graphic: "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes"
- Relaxed unisex fit – made for warriors of all kinds
- Perfect for cool weather, lazy Sundays, or casual rebellion
- A must-have for Viking fans, Norse mythology lovers, and sarcasm connoisseurs
Whether you're battling daily nonsense or just want a shirt that speaks for you, this is a must-have for modern-day Vikings.
🛡️ Grab yours now before the idiots multiply!
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Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US: 5 - 10 business days
- CA: 7 - 15 business days
- AU, NZ: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 20 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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Let customers speak for us
Absolutely beautiful I am wearing it with pride
I love it!
Simple, calming, goes with everything every
fits very well. looks great.
Fits very well and looks just like the image on the site. Light weight and comfortable
Well made and solid. Very please. It was short and the recipient loved it.
A gift for my beautiful Viking daughter. She was thrilled and ecstatic to get this Viking Shield necklace. She wears it every day and it stands out as a conversation piece to talk about with her friends, family and even strangers. It is beautiful, eye-catching piece, especially to those that are curious or into Norse history. This is not a dainty necklace chain or pendant. Like the Norse legends says, it's a warrior princess shield. You cannot just accidentally break it. The shield emblem is thick and solid., showing detailed craftsmanship. We love it! Thank you, The Norse Wind.
Really nice looking chain, well made. Something a Norse man or Viking would be proud to wear. Like the way it clips, but is a little trick to get on.
Absolutely amazing, so pretty looking. I took it as a gift but I want it for myself too right now ! So so good looking, quality is amazing as well. I would clearly recommend it again!
The necklace matches my tattoo exactly. That is what I wanted. I am very pleased with it.
Very nice piece to add to my exuberant nordic collection 👌
this is a gift for my daughter. she's going to love it.
