Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Size Guide
Size Guide
* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Norse Wisdom Tee for Warriors
Embrace the Viking ethos with our bold and straightforward Viking T-Shirt - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes." This tee isn't just an article of clothing; it's a rallying cry for those who appreciate the simplicity of Viking wisdom and a lament for the shortage of practical solutions.
Unfiltered Viking Expression:
"Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" says it all. This tee is a direct expression of the Viking mindset—no frills, no nonsense, just a straightforward declaration of frustration with the world's absurdities.
Axes, the Viking Solution:
Axes, the iconic Viking weapon, symbolize practicality and action. This tee humorously conveys the sentiment that sometimes, a good axe is the remedy for dealing with the folly around us.
Premium Comfort, Uncompromised Style:
Crafted for comfort and durability, our Viking T-Shirt ensures you can wear your Viking spirit with ease. It's not just a shirt; it's your go-to attire for expressing your unfiltered opinions.
Versatile Wardrobe Warrior:
This tee seamlessly integrates into your everyday wardrobe, making a bold statement without sacrificing style. Whether you're out in the modern world or channeling your inner Viking, this shirt is your trusty companion.
All Sizes, All Warriors:
Available in sizes S to 5XL, our Viking T-Shirt accommodates warriors of all sizes. Because in a world with too many idiots, everyone deserves a fitting battle cry.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our tee ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% organic cotton (jersey) (5.3 oz / yd² (175-180 g / m²))
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Gray color: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Dark Heather color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
Let customers speak for us
Nice, well worth it. !
Great solid, simple chain. Very well made. Doesn't tangle up my beard like some other chain types or discolor clothes like a plain leather strip.
I ordered the Viking helmet ring and it is absolutely beautiful and well made. I were it every were.
I ordered two of these with different coloured eye# for my grandsons. They are beautifully crafted and look very good on each of the boys, who loved them. The company was easy to deal with and the pendants turned up in a timely manner.
Great tank top and just as described.
Very well-made chain, in a style that is not easy to find. Really like the comfortable heaviness of it and the quality.
Thanks to the Norse Wind, this pendant is cherished. The craftsmanship is excellent, I think the maker was someone by the name Rossi (?) If I am wrong I apologise. Regardless, my thanks for making and packing it with care!
Beautiful piece that I gifted to my significant other for Christmas. He loves it!
I gave the bracelet to my partner for his engagement. We really like it and the quality is really great.
Amazing quality and wonderful seller.
Awesome!!! delivery was fast. Really happy with the workmanship and overall quality
This wrist cuff is good, heavy quality leather. It’s the perfect width; not too narrow, but not too wide to be unsightly. I wear it to protect a prior surgical area on my wrist and it works well. I’ve made some modifications to it such as adding strips of leather and punching another hole in the band to customize the fit. That’s the beauty of leather; you can customize it to your liking and make it unique to you. Overall, I am very pleased with this cuff and I wear it every day.
