Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Size Guide
Size Guide
* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Norse Wisdom Tee for Warriors
Embrace the Viking ethos with our bold and straightforward Viking T-Shirt - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes." This tee isn't just an article of clothing; it's a rallying cry for those who appreciate the simplicity of Viking wisdom and a lament for the shortage of practical solutions.
Unfiltered Viking Expression:
"Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" says it all. This tee is a direct expression of the Viking mindset—no frills, no nonsense, just a straightforward declaration of frustration with the world's absurdities.
Axes, the Viking Solution:
Axes, the iconic Viking weapon, symbolize practicality and action. This tee humorously conveys the sentiment that sometimes, a good axe is the remedy for dealing with the folly around us.
Premium Comfort, Uncompromised Style:
Crafted for comfort and durability, our Viking T-Shirt ensures you can wear your Viking spirit with ease. It's not just a shirt; it's your go-to attire for expressing your unfiltered opinions.
Versatile Wardrobe Warrior:
This tee seamlessly integrates into your everyday wardrobe, making a bold statement without sacrificing style. Whether you're out in the modern world or channeling your inner Viking, this shirt is your trusty companion.
All Sizes, All Warriors:
Available in sizes S to 5XL, our Viking T-Shirt accommodates warriors of all sizes. Because in a world with too many idiots, everyone deserves a fitting battle cry.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our tee ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% organic cotton (jersey) (5.3 oz / yd² (175-180 g / m²))
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Gray color: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Dark Heather color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
Let customers speak for us
This is a beautifully crafted piece, one of the best Viking-themed bracelets I've ever bought. I'll be wearing it often. Bravo, Norse Wind!
bought this as a gift for my 6 foot tall Swedish daughter… Excellent quality, killer design and she loves it. The cut is great and item is of good quality. Definitely will be buying more products to embrace our culture while looking awesome
Really nice, good quality, fits perfect. Love the uniqueness of it. I'm constantly asked what it means or says. Would make a great personalized gift.
Beautiful necklace and very well crafted. Exactly what I was looking for.
Corresponds to the description. It is perfect in every way!
Great quality, a little larger than expected but still beautiful
I bought this necklace with the wheat chain for my husband, and it looks untouched after three weeks of wear during hard manual labor.
Another nice piece from this shop. However I may order the bigger version next time
Quality piece, well made and delivered when promised
So far so good. No rust or anything, but I haven't gotten it wet or humid.
I purchased this as a gift for my husband. It is wonderful quality and so very beautiful! When I had questions about shipping, they were so quick in getting back to me. Very pleased with the product and experience.
These are truly beautiful! Artfully crafted, they look and feel great. Perfect gift, thank you!!!
Truly gorgeous! Not too big nor heavy, just enough to fully convey its meaning (and subsequent look) of powerful symbol… a much appreciated gift! Thank you!!!
AMAZING! I cannot express how much I love these earrings, they are so adorable and versatile. 100/10 recommend.
These earrings are so detailed and beautiful! I'm in love with them. Thank you!
