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Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
Size Guide
Size Guide
* Please note, that each sweatshirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt
Forge a statement of Viking wisdom and humor with our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie. This unisex hooded pullover effortlessly blends a touch of mirth with the spirit of Norse mythology. Crafted for comfort and style, this sweatshirt is more than just clothing; it's a bold proclamation of your Viking ethos.
Key Features:
- Witty Viking Motto: The bold declaration "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" adds a humorous twist to your Viking-inspired attire. Wear it with pride as a lighthearted reminder of the Viking way of thinking.
- Unisex Appeal:Tailored for all, this hoodie transcends gender boundaries, making it a versatile and inclusive addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the comfort and style that knows no limits.
- Norse Mythology Vibe:Infused with the spirit of Norse mythology, this hoodie pays homage to the legendary Viking lifestyle. It's a modern interpretation of ancient ideals, combining tradition with contemporary flair.
- Durable and Warm:Meticulously crafted for both durability and warmth, this hooded pullover is your reliable companion for chilly days and nights, ensuring you stay cozy while making a bold statement.
- Viking Clothing with Attitude: Beyond mere clothing, this sweatshirt is an embodiment of Viking attitude. It lets you carry the strength and resilience of Norse warriors into your everyday adventures.
Whether you're a dedicated Viking enthusiast or someone with a penchant for witty statements, our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie is designed to be a standout piece in your collection. Let your apparel speak volumes about your sense of humor and appreciation for the legendary Viking way of life.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our sweatshirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- Soft 50% cotton - 50% polyester (approx. 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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