Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
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Size Guide
Size Guide

* Please note, that each sweatshirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 1"-1.5"). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt
Forge a statement of Viking wisdom and humor with our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie. This unisex hooded pullover effortlessly blends a touch of mirth with the spirit of Norse mythology. Crafted for comfort and style, this sweatshirt is more than just clothing; it's a bold proclamation of your Viking ethos.
Key Features:
- Witty Viking Motto: The bold declaration "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" adds a humorous twist to your Viking-inspired attire. Wear it with pride as a lighthearted reminder of the Viking way of thinking.
- Unisex Appeal:Tailored for all, this hoodie transcends gender boundaries, making it a versatile and inclusive addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the comfort and style that knows no limits.
- Norse Mythology Vibe:Infused with the spirit of Norse mythology, this hoodie pays homage to the legendary Viking lifestyle. It's a modern interpretation of ancient ideals, combining tradition with contemporary flair.
- Durable and Warm:Meticulously crafted for both durability and warmth, this hooded pullover is your reliable companion for chilly days and nights, ensuring you stay cozy while making a bold statement.
- Viking Clothing with Attitude: Beyond mere clothing, this sweatshirt is an embodiment of Viking attitude. It lets you carry the strength and resilience of Norse warriors into your everyday adventures.
Whether you're a dedicated Viking enthusiast or someone with a penchant for witty statements, our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie is designed to be a standout piece in your collection. Let your apparel speak volumes about your sense of humor and appreciation for the legendary Viking way of life.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our sweatshirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- Soft 50% cotton - 50% polyester (approx. 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US: 5 - 10 business days
- CA: 7 - 15 business days
- AU, NZ: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 20 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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Sure, arrived quickly and looks great.
Its so amazing. Love the detail in the ax.
Bought as a Christmas present , expecting my son in law to love it! Great quality and design.
Love this hoodie! It feels like nice quality material and feels sized at listed.
great quality, fast shipping, size a bit small but overall great.
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from 2978 reviewsAbsolutely beautiful I am wearing it with pride
I love it!
Simple, calming, goes with everything every
fits very well. looks great.
Fits very well and looks just like the image on the site. Light weight and comfortable
Well made and solid. Very please. It was short and the recipient loved it.
A gift for my beautiful Viking daughter. She was thrilled and ecstatic to get this Viking Shield necklace. She wears it every day and it stands out as a conversation piece to talk about with her friends, family and even strangers. It is beautiful, eye-catching piece, especially to those that are curious or into Norse history. This is not a dainty necklace chain or pendant. Like the Norse legends says, it's a warrior princess shield. You cannot just accidentally break it. The shield emblem is thick and solid., showing detailed craftsmanship. We love it! Thank you, The Norse Wind.
Really nice looking chain, well made. Something a Norse man or Viking would be proud to wear. Like the way it clips, but is a little trick to get on.
Absolutely amazing, so pretty looking. I took it as a gift but I want it for myself too right now ! So so good looking, quality is amazing as well. I would clearly recommend it again!
The necklace matches my tattoo exactly. That is what I wanted. I am very pleased with it.
Very nice piece to add to my exuberant nordic collection 👌
this is a gift for my daughter. she's going to love it.