Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt, S-5XL
Size Guide
Size Guide
* Please note, that each sweatshirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking Hoodie | Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Unisex Viking Sweatshirt
Forge a statement of Viking wisdom and humor with our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie. This unisex hooded pullover effortlessly blends a touch of mirth with the spirit of Norse mythology. Crafted for comfort and style, this sweatshirt is more than just clothing; it's a bold proclamation of your Viking ethos.
Key Features:
- Witty Viking Motto: The bold declaration "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" adds a humorous twist to your Viking-inspired attire. Wear it with pride as a lighthearted reminder of the Viking way of thinking.
- Unisex Appeal:Tailored for all, this hoodie transcends gender boundaries, making it a versatile and inclusive addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the comfort and style that knows no limits.
- Norse Mythology Vibe:Infused with the spirit of Norse mythology, this hoodie pays homage to the legendary Viking lifestyle. It's a modern interpretation of ancient ideals, combining tradition with contemporary flair.
- Durable and Warm:Meticulously crafted for both durability and warmth, this hooded pullover is your reliable companion for chilly days and nights, ensuring you stay cozy while making a bold statement.
- Viking Clothing with Attitude: Beyond mere clothing, this sweatshirt is an embodiment of Viking attitude. It lets you carry the strength and resilience of Norse warriors into your everyday adventures.
Whether you're a dedicated Viking enthusiast or someone with a penchant for witty statements, our "Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes" Viking Hoodie is designed to be a standout piece in your collection. Let your apparel speak volumes about your sense of humor and appreciation for the legendary Viking way of life.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our sweatshirt ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- Soft 50% cotton - 50% polyester (approx. 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Made by specially spinned fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
Let customers speak for us
It was a gift for a friend and she absolutely loves it. I was looking for a replica of Athelstan’s bracelet in the show Vikings, it’s the closest one I found and I don’t regret my purchase: the quality is perfect and it absolutely looks like the bracelet in the show… except it’s cheaper than the one you can find elsewhere.
I got the triple moon charm and pink agate pendulum. It is very beautiful, and I love that it combines the symbolism of the triple moon with the power of crystals. Very satisfied, highly recommend!
Exactly what I wanted, though, your never sure until it shows up. Thumbs Up!
The piece is well made and the design/lettering is perfect.
This is exactly the kind of shirt I was looking for. It’s comfortable, well-made, and has just the right amount of humor. The fabric is soft but durable, and the print is sharp and clear. Perfect for any modern-day Viking out there who needs a little armor against the 'idiots' of the world! Highly recommend.
Bin super zufriedn mit den Schmuckstücken und habe mich sehr gefreut als es endlich da war. Da war sogar noch eine Bartperle drin. Und der persönliche Gruß und die Erklärung waren wow. Immer wieder gerne.
Great fit and quality! I’ve bought Viking shirts from other stores before, but this one really stands out. The design is bold, and it definitely gets a few laughs and nods whenever I wear it. The material feels sturdy, and the print has held up after multiple washes. I love the attitude it brings—will definitely be back for more!
My dad loves it!!! Funny and comfy! Ships fast as well
I bought this shirt for my husband, and he LOVES it! The design totally fits his sense of humor, and he wears it all the time now. The quality of the fabric and print is fantastic—it hasn’t faded after washing, which is always a plus. He gets compliments every time he wears it, so I think it was a perfect choice!
Nice, well worth it. !
Great solid, simple chain. Very well made. Doesn't tangle up my beard like some other chain types or discolor clothes like a plain leather strip.
Great gift idea! I got this for my husband, who has a Viking mindset, and he absolutely loved it. It fits him perfectly, and he finds the slogan hilarious. The quality is top-notch and held up nicely in the wash. I’ll be ordering from here again soon—very happy with the purchase!
I ordered the Viking helmet ring and it is absolutely beautiful and well made. I were it every were.
I ordered two of these with different coloured eye# for my grandsons. They are beautifully crafted and look very good on each of the boys, who loved them. The company was easy to deal with and the pendants turned up in a timely manner.
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