Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Size Guide
Size Guide
* Please note, that each shirt is produced separately, which can cause small deviations in the size shown in the table (approx. 0.5-1cm). The colors may differ slightly from the photo due to the different display settings.
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Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Norse Wisdom Tee for Warriors
Embrace the Viking ethos with our bold and straightforward Viking T-Shirt - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes." This tee isn't just an article of clothing; it's a rallying cry for those who appreciate the simplicity of Viking wisdom and a lament for the shortage of practical solutions.
Unfiltered Viking Expression:
"Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" says it all. This tee is a direct expression of the Viking mindset—no frills, no nonsense, just a straightforward declaration of frustration with the world's absurdities.
Axes, the Viking Solution:
Axes, the iconic Viking weapon, symbolize practicality and action. This tee humorously conveys the sentiment that sometimes, a good axe is the remedy for dealing with the folly around us.
Premium Comfort, Uncompromised Style:
Crafted for comfort and durability, our Viking T-Shirt ensures you can wear your Viking spirit with ease. It's not just a shirt; it's your go-to attire for expressing your unfiltered opinions.
Versatile Wardrobe Warrior:
This tee seamlessly integrates into your everyday wardrobe, making a bold statement without sacrificing style. Whether you're out in the modern world or channeling your inner Viking, this shirt is your trusty companion.
All Sizes, All Warriors:
Available in sizes S to 5XL, our Viking T-Shirt accommodates warriors of all sizes. Because in a world with too many idiots, everyone deserves a fitting battle cry.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our tee ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% organic cotton (jersey) (5.3 oz / yd² (175-180 g / m²))
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Gray color: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Dark Heather color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
Let customers speak for us
It was a gift for a friend and she absolutely loves it. I was looking for a replica of Athelstan’s bracelet in the show Vikings, it’s the closest one I found and I don’t regret my purchase: the quality is perfect and it absolutely looks like the bracelet in the show… except it’s cheaper than the one you can find elsewhere.
I got the triple moon charm and pink agate pendulum. It is very beautiful, and I love that it combines the symbolism of the triple moon with the power of crystals. Very satisfied, highly recommend!
Exactly what I wanted, though, your never sure until it shows up. Thumbs Up!
The piece is well made and the design/lettering is perfect.
This is exactly the kind of shirt I was looking for. It’s comfortable, well-made, and has just the right amount of humor. The fabric is soft but durable, and the print is sharp and clear. Perfect for any modern-day Viking out there who needs a little armor against the 'idiots' of the world! Highly recommend.
Bin super zufriedn mit den Schmuckstücken und habe mich sehr gefreut als es endlich da war. Da war sogar noch eine Bartperle drin. Und der persönliche Gruß und die Erklärung waren wow. Immer wieder gerne.
Great fit and quality! I’ve bought Viking shirts from other stores before, but this one really stands out. The design is bold, and it definitely gets a few laughs and nods whenever I wear it. The material feels sturdy, and the print has held up after multiple washes. I love the attitude it brings—will definitely be back for more!
My dad loves it!!! Funny and comfy! Ships fast as well
I bought this shirt for my husband, and he LOVES it! The design totally fits his sense of humor, and he wears it all the time now. The quality of the fabric and print is fantastic—it hasn’t faded after washing, which is always a plus. He gets compliments every time he wears it, so I think it was a perfect choice!
Nice, well worth it. !
Great solid, simple chain. Very well made. Doesn't tangle up my beard like some other chain types or discolor clothes like a plain leather strip.
Great gift idea! I got this for my husband, who has a Viking mindset, and he absolutely loved it. It fits him perfectly, and he finds the slogan hilarious. The quality is top-notch and held up nicely in the wash. I’ll be ordering from here again soon—very happy with the purchase!
I ordered the Viking helmet ring and it is absolutely beautiful and well made. I were it every were.
I ordered two of these with different coloured eye# for my grandsons. They are beautifully crafted and look very good on each of the boys, who loved them. The company was easy to deal with and the pendants turned up in a timely manner.
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