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Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes
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Viking T-Shirt - Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes | Norse Wisdom Tee for Warriors
Embrace the Viking ethos with our bold and straightforward Viking T-Shirt - "Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes." This tee isn't just an article of clothing; it's a rallying cry for those who appreciate the simplicity of Viking wisdom and a lament for the shortage of practical solutions.
Unfiltered Viking Expression:
"Too Many Idiots, Not Enough Axes" says it all. This tee is a direct expression of the Viking mindset—no frills, no nonsense, just a straightforward declaration of frustration with the world's absurdities.
Axes, the Viking Solution:
Axes, the iconic Viking weapon, symbolize practicality and action. This tee humorously conveys the sentiment that sometimes, a good axe is the remedy for dealing with the folly around us.
Premium Comfort, Uncompromised Style:
Crafted for comfort and durability, our Viking T-Shirt ensures you can wear your Viking spirit with ease. It's not just a shirt; it's your go-to attire for expressing your unfiltered opinions.
Versatile Wardrobe Warrior:
This tee seamlessly integrates into your everyday wardrobe, making a bold statement without sacrificing style. Whether you're out in the modern world or channeling your inner Viking, this shirt is your trusty companion.
All Sizes, All Warriors:
Available in sizes S to 5XL, our Viking T-Shirt accommodates warriors of all sizes. Because in a world with too many idiots, everyone deserves a fitting battle cry.
Materials
Materials
Crafted from high-quality materials, our tee ensures not only a personalized statement but also comfort and durability. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable work of art.
- 100% organic cotton (jersey) (5.3 oz / yd² (175-180 g / m²))
- Organic printing dyes
- Printed using the latest direct-to-garment technology (DTG method)
- Gray color: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Dark Heather color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out
- Machine wash up to 30 degrees (or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Suitable for tumble drying at low or medium temperature
- Iron inside out on low temperature. Do not iron the print directly!
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days depending on products and customizations. The delivery time depends on various factors, including your location and the shipping method selected during checkout.
Standard Shipping takes normally:
T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs:
- US: 3 - 7 business days
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- AU: 3 - 10 business days
- Rest Of The World: 10 - 25 business days
Jewelry, Accessories, Other Products
- Europe & UK: 3 - 10 business days
- US, CA, AU: 7 - 15 business days
- Rest Of The World: about 10 - 25 business days
Express Shipping takes about 1-5 business days.
*** Please note that during the peak season are possible some shipping delays.
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